{"product_id":"quipquirk™-express-yourself-all-week-with-7-pens-that-speak-your-mind","title":"QuipQuirk™ — Express Yourself All Week with 7 Pens That Speak Your Mind","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eMake It Through The Week One Pen At A Time\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003eSome Mondays, you wake up already over it. \u003cstrong\u003eQuipQuirk™\u003c\/strong\u003e is the 7-pen collection that voices what you won’t — Mother-Fucking Monday through Suck A Dick Sunday — all printed on a smooth metal pen with an integrated stylus tip. Use it. Stash it. Gift it to the coworker who needs it more than you do. Either way, your week just got a whole lot funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: center !important; width: 100% !important; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12_ad_e9a478cd-5e57-4b0d-bf30-7afdb55f58f8.webp?v=1779745415\" alt=\"Product demonstration\" style=\"width: 70% !important; height: auto !important; display: block !important; max-width: 70% !important;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eCan’t Say It Loud? Let The Pen Speak For You.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou’ve got 40 more notes before lunch and a charge nurse to keep in check.\u003c\/strong\u003e A \"Live Laugh Love\" pen won’t cut it. Neither will biting your tongue. \u003cstrong\u003eQuipQuirk™\u003c\/strong\u003e hands you a clicker that vents for you so you keep your license, your job, and your sanity intact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: flex-start !important; width: 100% !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e➤ One pen per shift, covering every day:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mother-Fucking Monday, Throat Punch Tuesday, Wish A Bitch Would Wednesday, Thundercunt Thursday, Fuck Off It’s Friday, Shit Show Saturday, Suck A Dick Sunday. Pick the pen that matches your mood each morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e➤ Stylus tip right on the cap:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tap charts, sign tablets, navigate the break room kiosk — same pen, opposite end. No batteries, no pairing, no extra tool lost in your bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e➤ Genuine ballpoint, not just a gag gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5mm bullet tip, smooth black ink that won’t skip mid-signature, and a tough metal barrel that takes 200 clicks a shift without failing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: center !important; width: 100% !important; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12.4_2637f540-a399-4e46-8ac7-ed1dbb4a7305.png?v=1779809351\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eClick To Write. Flip For Screens. Done.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe cap’s a soft-tip capacitive stylus.\u003c\/strong\u003e Tap your phone, sign a tablet at the pharmacy, scroll EMRs on the rolling cart — no finger smudges, no hunting for a separate pen you already lost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003eNo apps to download. No batteries to charge. No Bluetooth connection needed. The stylus works on any glass screen the moment you touch it. Click the pen to write. Flip for screens. Move forward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: center !important; width: 100% !important; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12.2_c2f397d8-f796-4e84-a691-825383ea5fa9.png?v=1779809351\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eBought To Gift. Ended Up Keeping The Set.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003eThis began as a white-elephant joke and now lives at the nurse’s station. Buyers report the same: \u003cem\u003e“I laughed out loud, then actually used them, then bought a second set.”\u003c\/em\u003e Nurse Tasha M. summed it up: \u003cem\u003e“I write 50 notes a shift and these are the only pens that still scribble at the bottom of the page. One saying ‘Thundercunt Thursday’ is just icing on the cake.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: center !important; width: 100% !important; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12.1_e686c891-9f80-4a14-902e-875eab1a74be.png?v=1779809351\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eA Pen That Truly Deserves A Spot On Your Desk\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: flex-start !important; width: 100% !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✓ The funniest gift you’ll give this year:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bachelorette parties, white elephants, work bestie birthdays, teacher swaps — it always lands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✓ Pen and stylus combined:\u003c\/strong\u003e Click to write, flip to navigate tablets. No extra device, no charging, no losing tools in scrub pockets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✓ Built to last the whole week:\u003c\/strong\u003e Smooth 0.5mm ballpoint, smudge-proof black ink, sturdy metal body that won’t break if you sit on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eHow To Rock QuipQuirk™ Without Getting In Trouble\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003eStep 1: Choose your tool. Grab Mother-Fucking Monday from the pen holder and let it do silent talking on your desk as you keep a poker face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003eStep 2: Use it like any pen. Charting, signing, sticky notes, the back of receipts — the 0.5mm tip handles it all without skipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003eStep 3: Flip to the stylus end whenever a screen pops up. Finish your day sane and ready for tomorrow’s pen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12.5_a438b731-cacf-453e-afbd-123e31a40b2a.png?v=1779809351\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: center !important; width: 100% !important; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: center !important; width: 100% !important; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; background-color: #f2f2f2; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuipQuirk™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; background-color: #f2f2f2; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGeneric \"Nurse Life\" Pens\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; background-color: #f2f2f2; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRandom Office Ballpoints\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA pen for every day of the week\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e❌\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e❌\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt-in capacitive stylus — no extra tool needed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e❌\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e❌\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMetal barrel that handles a 12-hour shift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e❌\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e❌\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eTechnical Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: flex-start !important; width: 100% !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0 !important; padding-left: 20px; list-style-type: disc; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSet\u003c\/strong\u003e: 7 pens, one phrase per day of the week (Mon–Sun)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e: 5.7 in — fits a scrub pocket, planner spine, or desk pen cup\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTip\u003c\/strong\u003e: 0.5mm bullet ballpoint, smooth black ink, smudge-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStylus\u003c\/strong\u003e: Soft capacitive tip on the cap end — works on any glass screen, no charging or pairing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBody\u003c\/strong\u003e: Solid metal barrel with retractable click; balanced 0.5 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors\u003c\/strong\u003e: Multicolor (one of each: pink, red, rose, green, purple, navy, black) or single-color sets — Black, Red, Blue, Purple, Pink, Green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eReal Questions From Buyers Like You\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: flex-start !important; width: 100% !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 10px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-weight: bold; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eAre these actually workplace-appropriate?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eIt depends on your workplace. The phrases contain explicit language — Mother-Fucking Monday, Fuck Off It’s Friday, and the like. Most customers use them at the nurses’ station, behind the classroom, at home, or as gifts between coworkers who already swear freely. Not the pen you hand to a client in a formal meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 10px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-weight: bold; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eWill the printed text wear off after a week?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eThe print is embedded into the soft-touch finish on the metal barrel, not just a sticker. Daily clicking, pocket carrying, and tossing in a bag won’t erase it like cheaper printed pens do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 10px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-weight: bold; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eDoes the stylus actually work or is it just decorative?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eIt’s fully functional. A genuine soft-tip capacitive stylus — the kind found in any standard pen-stylus combo. Tap, swipe, sign on tablets and phones with ease. No app, battery, or pairing needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 10px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-weight: bold; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eDo I get one pen or the full set?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eYou receive all 7 pens in your selected option. The \"Multicolor\" set includes one of each color (pink, red, rose, green, purple, navy, black), one phrase per pen. Single-color sets include all 7 phrases in that single hue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 10px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-weight: bold; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eCan the ink be refilled once it’s empty?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eYes. Unscrew the tip and replace with a standard 0.5mm ballpoint refill to keep the pen going well after the original ink runs dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: center !important; width: 100% !important; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12.7_14987c81-e85a-45a0-953d-99d2bbc2336a.png?v=1779810144\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eThe Pen That Speaks Your Mind\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuipQuirk™\u003c\/strong\u003e isn’t just desk décor — it’s the pen you’ll actually grab at 7am Monday and 11pm Saturday. Seven days, seven bold phrases, one set built to survive your week and make a coworker laugh out loud the moment they spot it. Snag a set for yourself. Grab one for the friend who needs it more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luvilea","offers":[{"title":"Multicolor \/ 7 Pens per set","offer_id":53875796640081,"sku":"0318-15581737","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 7 Pens per set","offer_id":53875796672849,"sku":"0318-15583030","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 7 Pens per set","offer_id":53875796705617,"sku":"0318-15582958","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ 7 Pens per set","offer_id":53875796738385,"sku":"0318-15583163","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 7 Pens per set","offer_id":53875796771153,"sku":"0318-15586827","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 7 Pens per set","offer_id":53875796803921,"sku":"0318-15583670","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ 7 Pens per set","offer_id":53875796836689,"sku":"0318-15580931","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0940\/0621\/4993\/files\/d096c8358c3cee2f9627eadfa5f6c69c1a8cd2976e3bab3bcbc215661cb499a4.png?v=1779823510","url":"https:\/\/shopluvilea.com\/products\/quipquirk%e2%84%a2-express-yourself-all-week-with-7-pens-that-speak-your-mind","provider":"Luvilea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}